Imaginary Nanny Placement Page

Here at PHPerfect Imaginary Nannies we believe that all Imaginary Nannies are unique. So, as a free service to all our unique Imaginary Nannies, we are providing a list of families who need an Imaginary Nanny. While this service is free to our Imaginary Nannies, it's horribly expensive to real families and Nanny Placement Agencies. If you imagine you want to put an advertisement here please contact us at PHPerfect Imaginary Nannies with your Platinum Credit Card details.

Nanny Positions

	Munich, Germany
	Salary: ?EU 25,000 pa	No. of Children: 4
	Conditions: Live In	Age/s: 4, 5, 6 and 8
	Contact: Iron Claw Nannies, 5513 7642	Languages Required: English, German
Details: In our house we believe in maintaining the utmost discipline at all times. Our prospective Nanny must be young and fit enough to keep Greta, Sonja, Hans and Klaus under control at all times. Watch out for Klaus, he's inventive. Our Nanny will be expected to march the children daily and not ask too many questions about what happened to the last Nanny. We really mean it about Klaus.

Super Nanny Bordeaux, France

Salary: ?EU 15,000 pa No. of Children: 2

Conditions: Live In Age/s: 16 and 17

Contact: Pierre 98234 29384 92398 Languages Required: English, French

Details: Come on what's more of a holiday that a job. Tucked away in a litte corner of Bordeaux is our charming eight bedroom villa, complete with sauna, pool and horses.
Most of the time our sons Jean-Luc and Laurant will be chopping wood or tending the horses so you'll have plenty of spare time to relax and sample our house wines.
Please send a photo and resume to us ASAP as we will be accompaning Laurant to the French swimming finals and Jean-Luc will be at home all alone.

Freelance Adelaide, South Australia

Salary: $AUD 20,000 pa No. of Children: 4

Conditions: Other Age/s: 4, 5, 5 and 8

Contact: Sally 61 8 8223 7202 Languages Required: English

Details: For heaven's sake, somone come and take these rotten little brats off my hands for a while.
This is the eighth Nanny we've had to replace this year, and I don't even want to get started on the compensation claims.
If you're looking for a challenge call straight away.

	Bordeaux, France
	Salary: ?EU 15,000 pa	No. of Children: 2
	Conditions: Live In	Age/s: 16 and 17
	Contact: Pierre 98234 29384 92398	Languages Required: English, French
Details: Come on what's more of a holiday that a job. Tucked away in a litte corner of Bordeaux is our charming eight bedroom villa, complete with sauna, pool and horses. Most of the time our sons Jean-Luc and Laurant will be chopping wood or tending the horses so you'll have plenty of spare time to relax and sample our house wines. Please send a photo and resume to us ASAP as we will be accompaning Laurant to the French swimming finals and Jean-Luc will be at home all alone.

	Adelaide, South Australia
	Salary: $AUD 20,000 pa	No. of Children: 4
	Conditions: Other	Age/s: 4, 5, 5 and 8
	Contact: Sally 61 8 8223 7202	Languages Required: English
Details: For heaven's sake, somone come and take these rotten little brats off my hands for a while. This is the eighth Nanny we've had to replace this year, and I don't even want to get started on the compensation claims. If you're looking for a challenge call straight away.